Here's the best story i've heard in a long time

My friend's son wrote this story...

...Once upon a time, there was 1300 pigs. And they all needed to go pee. And so they went in one restroom. And the restroom was so small even the pigs needed to go on top of each other. And so they all pooped on piggies head. And peed. And Eli sat on top of all of them. And he pooped on all single pig. And so they waited in line, so they couldn't wait. And so they pooped in the line. And then everybody didn't need to go poo poo anymore or pee. And so they all came into the backyard. And do there was this big monster that took all the piggies away, with only zero hands. And so he got them with his net. He only could get 25 pigs at the same time with his net. And so everybody said, AH, and then Super Alex came. And beated the monster up. And nobody could beat the monster up without Super Alex.